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Sunday, June 7, 2026
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
I spent my whole life trying not to be my mother only to realize I’m exactly like her. I fall in love with angry men that treat me like shit. Literally from my very first boyfriend to 5 years ago. I always thought the men I was choosing were complete opposites of what my mom would choose but they’re not. They’re just packaged differently.
Saturday, November 29, 2025
30, Flirty, and Thriving (Somedays)
My best friends reaction to me showing her one of the guys I’ve been casually dating. A 6’4 blue eyed twinkle with a man bun that looks exactly like my dad did 30 years ago.
“I always knew you had mommy issues but goddamn I didn’t know you had daddy issues too!” Same girl, same.
Monday, October 20, 2025
I didn’t pay over $10k in tuition and tests to be called a flight attendant.
Why yes, I am the mechanic who just tore your engine apart and tracked your propeller. Were you expecting someone different?
Tuesday, September 2, 2025
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Stubborn
Back home my mom said she’d disown me if I became an auto mechanic.
So I moved halfway across the country and became an aircraft mechanic.




